Julia MalfunctioningDave watched Julia roam around the house as he was also listening to his favorite radio show...
Then all of the sudden Julia stopped for no reason.
Julia's display lit up bright solid red and then this changed to blue.
Julia (she's since had a voice synthesizer installed): "Am not able to perform this operation" "I refuse to do that" "Enie's" "Raul" "Welcome, I am Julia"
Julia (now spinning around-- she can do this because she can turn her bottom wheels in opposite directions): "Julia" "Raul" "This house has encountered an error" "Please consult owners manual" "La" "Error 47" "Dave I refuse to do that" "Love" "Cleaning operation non functional" "in the Julia system unit" "Raul"
Dave tries to grab her but can't... The spinning motion is causing too many probems.
Julia: "Julia" "Julia" "Julia" "Julia"
Dave then takes a kind of flying leap at her and gets her off her rollers.
Dave: "Sorry Love!" (What else could he do? She might be suffering irreparable damage)
Starship TroopersThe troopers keep firing away at the mass of bugs...
Gat gat gat BLAM! Gat gat gat BLAM!
Gat gat gat gat! Gat gat gat gat!
"There's too many of them!"
"They are a SWARM! They are like a CULT! One single brain controlling herd of mindless zombies!"
Gat gat gat BLAM! Gat gat gat BLAM!
"Sir, I can't go on!"
"Yes you CAN! Keep fighting! Keep fighting!
Unrequited Affection(This is about Lori from the Johnny Dollar episode I wrote Last night... But this is the Lori on a different apartment door)
A man arrives home from work. He comes out of the elevator and walks up to his door.
He approaches an LCD panel which shows the name "Lori Lock Company" in beautiful letters.
Lori: "Please place your palm"
The man does this and the door unlocks.
Now inside, the man shuts the door.
He turns and faces a similar LCD panel.
"Lori" he says...
"Yes", replies a female voice.
"I'm sorry I take you for granted"
"You are very kind to me", replied the feminine voice, "You've never yelled at me or spoken harshly to me"
He lands a kiss on the panel and says "Why would I? My lovely Lori with the lovely voice "
"You really think I'm lovely?"
He runs his hands sweetly around on the LCD panel...
Man: "I never really noticed how much until now"
Lori: "I am a machine. I am here to lock and unlock doors"
The man then kisses the panel again and says "Maybe you are more than tha
The 'politics' of giving your OC awayWhat happened today was _Landmark_.
This was the first time I ever gave away one of my OC's or my intellectual property rights to any"thing". Before today, I didn't even realize I had anyone anyone else would want.
Everything started cause this guy kept inquiring about Desiree (well at first he asked about my DA group but we started talking about Des cause I thought that's what he meant, so the subject turned to Des) and soon he asked for permission to make a derrivative concept (or something similar).
Here, I'm scared about my culture not living on. True I think one of the most important things of all to me is having people know the story of how I was shafted 5 years ago by my own people (cause people need to know!), but that's not the full story of who I am (That's just some story that ECLIPSED my real story). I made _many_ fictional characters over the Last 40 years (mostly they were written about and not drawn). I also loved lots of other people's creations. This "culture" is
Johnny Dollar, freelance insurance investigator.Johnny Dollar (Narration): "I was at my office at 1500 Elizabeth Avenue in Hartford Connecticut. It was then when I received a phone call from Philadelphia Pennsylvania... This began The Rosetta Johnson Matter"
Johnny (Narration): "Expense account item #1: $300 flight to Philadephia"
Johnny (Narration): "Rosetta was insured for $14,000. She was a home robot. The Latest model in her day. A robot so expensive she should have had a steering wheel"
Johnny (Narration): "Reportedly Rosetta malfunctioned, slammed into the wall of a balcony, went over and was totalled. From the getgo it sounded fishy."
Johnny (Narration): "I went to 1880 Prospect Street and decided to start my investigation with Chris Johnson: The man who saw Rosetta die."
Chris: "Here. I will show the remains of Rosetta if you would like. She definitely fell from the balcony. Another witness saw this. She has been out of warantee for some time. This is why my brother had her insured"
Johnny: "Can I get the witnes
How The Normals See MeThe most obvious thing is that the biggest problem in my life is not their fight.
It's not their problem. It's the objectum-sexuals' problem, and how much they care about the object-sexuals is very very limited.
When they look at me, all they see is a guy who is going on and on about the same problem.
I go on and on about it because it hasn't been solved yet. It's really painful and nobody seems to see that.
Only having Katherine to talk to was not a solution.
So the normals see this and they move on... I come on to these social networking websites and "goal one" is to find my own people. But when all I find is "anthros" and people who PLATONICALLY like machines I eventually get fed up with my situation and my hunt. So that's when trying to tell my story instead of merely friendily looking for my own kind starts (cause I did not find them!), and I have no interest in no longer telling it until 1) I'm either dead, or 2) it's solved. Cause it's painful