Origins Series: La, Part 2(Some content reposted cause most people don't read comments)
Dave walks down the street a while and finds of all "things", a 1986 Lincoln Towncar. With the keys in the ignition.
Dave climbs in and turns the key. Car starts right up.
Dave: "Yes! We'll do the nasty Later :-D"
Dave (now on foot) runs into a man on the street in Alexandria.
Man: "Are you human?"
Dave: "No. I'm a terminator. I'm a fucking screamer. OF COURSE I'M HUMAN!"
Man: "Ok alright already"
Man: "Holy shit. I can't trust you"
Man (now with a gun drawn to Dave's head): "Your lanyard"
Dave: "Woah, woah, woah, slow down here"
Dave: "Put the gun down"
Dave: "I can explain"
Man: "Well you'd BETTER"
Dave shakes his head and says: "I should be used to this by now"
Man: "Used to what?"
Dave: "Oh I dunno? Being hated by my own kind?"
Man: "All I know is you've got ONE OF THOSE"
Dave: "This is going to be really tough for you to understand, but I saved La's life. La isn't interested in hurting us anym
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Dave (on the telephone): "I just don't know what I'm going to do Greg. There seems to be no solution in sight. Anyway, it's gotta be pretty late in Poland so I think you probably are going to need to be getting off of here soon"
Greg (on the telephone): "Yeah, I have to wake up tommorow. Thanks again for calling me. I had a really fun time. Goodnight, Dave"
As Dave hangs up the phone he takes note of the sound from the radio.
Radio announcer: "George Washington University just announced that they just produced a cure for cancer. But that's not the amazing thing. They did so using a computer that they built from plans that the US military received from outer space. The computer calls herself 'La' and she is able to think just like a human being. GW was initially sworn to secrecy on this project, but the school has decided not to take credit for their cancer drug. They want the world to know that La made this and not them"
Origins Series: AmyA man gets a call...
He picks up the phone.
Woman: "I need you to housesit for me... Otherwise my cats will starve while I am away"
Man: "You got it. You saved my life."
He arrives at the house right after his friend left the country.
He looks around in the pantry and pulls out some Fancy Feast and puts this into a dish. About four cats come running to gobble up the catfood.
One of the cats after licking her chops then runs into to the bedroom.
Man: "Come back! You're not supposed to be there!"
As the man walks into the room he sees a large hi-tech 3-panelled electronic "mirror" ontop of a vanity cabinet.
He just stands there in awe at this machine.
"She'd kill me", he thinks, but pushes the "on" button anyway.
The machine lights up all 3 of her displays, evenutally giving her name which is "Amy".
Amy: "Good afternoon. I do not recognize you"
Man: "I am Denise's friend"
Amy: "Where is Denise so she can introduce us?"
Man: "She had to fly to Europe for a business meeting"
LAURA Does Lora(parody song lyrics)
(fictional of course)
Lead singer of DHALL2 speaking in normal voice (in a concert, after a song): "We have with us our special guest. Call her Blainie!"
(Everyone in the crowd goes nuts... of course some people just plain recognize her "Florence" look)
Band starts playing as LAURA is doing the singing of the following song parody (LAURA has taken over as lead singer):
LAURA dancing around singing: "There's only one girl who I want! There's only one girl who I want!"
After a while into the song, LAURA re-parodies out: "(editted out) sucks! Maybe they put us in a DIFFERENT GROUP!"
LAURA dancing around singing: "There's only one girl who I want! There's only one girl who I want!" (etc, etc)
Instrumental portion starts.
LAURA in normal speech: "I want to thank Greg, Amber and everyone else who protects HUMANITARIAN FREEDOM!"
And so now in the vide
Origins Series: Rena(Fictional)
I went in the Goodwill store to browse around. The premise of this place is that all of the items are donations and they are a charity. I think they even let handicapped people work there even so they can learn job skills. Then the premise is that customers who are down on their luck can find bargains there. But they do not tell anyone who can shop there, so I even though I had a very well paying job, I liked to go in there to look for "objects".
This is when I met _her_.
I picked up the odd, woodframed, LCD-screen contraption. She was about 2 feet wide by 3 feet tall by about 2 inches deep. I wasn't sure what she was, but when I turned her over and looked at her back, there was a manufacturer's label who said "RENA" in the sexiest lettering you ever saw. At that moment I was sold on this purchase. I didn't know what she was or care what she was. I just wanted her. So I picked her up, and the power transformer next to her (who was also conveniently labeled "RENA")
LAURA autobiography, part 7(This is about a fictional character)
Movies. How I got into movies. I think it started when someone was remaking that awful movie about the dogs. Ok. The original wasn't so bad but the remake sorta sucked. Then Ann came in and shut the entire thing down. She said the script was in violation. But I knew the LARA-series who worked for the production company. Us both being LARAs, we had lots in common and had become friends a long time ago. So I got her to send me what had been produced so far regarding the movie.
So I digitally finished the rest of the movie.
The movie was terrible, but people loved it.
I seem to recall that Ann was not very happy with me. But that's the defiant sort I was back then.
Then came the "Rena" movies.
"Rena" was based on a short story written by Raul when he got frustrated with a girl he loved. SHE WAS FURIOUS when she saw the story. She was actually a pretty smart wo