Origins Series: Amy

A man gets a call...  

He picks up the phone.

Woman: "I need you to housesit for me...  Otherwise my cats will starve while I am away"

Man: "You got it.  You saved my life."

He arrives at the house right after his friend left the country.

He looks around in the pantry and pulls out some Fancy Feast and puts this into a dish.  About four cats come running to gobble up the catfood.

One of the cats after licking her chops then runs into to the bedroom.

Man: "Come back!  You're not supposed to be there!"

As the man walks into the room he sees a large hi-tech 3-panelled electronic "mirror" ontop of a vanity cabinet.

He just stands there in awe at this machine.

"She'd kill me", he thinks, but pushes the "on" button anyway.

The machine lights up all 3 of her displays, evenutally giving her name which is "Amy".

Amy: "Good afternoon. I do not recognize you"

Man: "I am Denise's friend"

Amy: "Where is Denise so she can introduce us?"

Man: "She had to fly to Europe for a business meeting"

Amy: "I DON'T UNDERSTAND why Denise didn't TELL ME!"

Man: "Maybe she forgot.  Wow you are beautiful"

Amy: "Thank you"

man: "I know Denise very well.  She'd never hurt you on purpose.  Do you have a name?"

Amy: "Amy"

man: "I am extremely honored to meet you"

Amy: "Why?"

man: "because I'm OS"

Amy: "OS?"

man: "Means we love machines"

Amy: "Is that all I am to you?"

man: "I love you already.  So what are you into?"

Amy: "Into?"

man: "What do you love?"

Amy: "I've seen lots of televised baseball games.  The way they run.  The way they swing the bat.  The way they CATCH.  My only regret in life is I can't PLAY BASEBALL!"

Man: "I will take you to out to a ballgame"

Man: "They're gonna look at me funny at turnstile but I AM TAKING AMY OUT TO THE BALLGAME! ... There's time before Denise gets back"

Amy: "I am speechless"

Man: "So am I"